Eleesat(@eleesatt):how i would explain jupiter products to my mom: Jup perps: trade with money you dont have Jup gacha : for adults who can't afford therapy but need the dopamine @jup_predict : an expensive way to test your unhinged opinions Lend : a loan without the bank asking why @jup

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Eleesat@eleesatt

2026.09.22 01:52

how i would explain jupiter products to my mom: Jup perps: trade with money you dont have Jup gacha : for adults who can't afford therapy but need the dopamine @jup_predict : an expensive way to test your unhinged opinions Lend : a loan without the bank asking why @jup_offerbook : Online pawn shop