Matthias Schmidt
@eurofounder
Founder based in the EU • Building GDPR-compliant startups • 7 years in, €7k MRR
参加 October 2025
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Morning routine of an alpha European male:
07:30 - Wake up wearing silk pyjamas
07:35 - Masturbate to thoughts about Greta Thunberg
07:45 - Take a 4-minute shower because the building asked residents to reduce water consumption
07:50 - Eat one slice of bread for breakfast
08:00 - Read an article explaining why Europeans are actually richer than Americans adjusted for quality of life
08:20 - Take seven different buses to work
09:30 - Get off two stops earlier due to an African teenager stabbing a driver in the neck
This is why I could never live in America
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