A friend organized a barbecue on Saturday and asked everyone to chip in $40 for meat, drinks, and everything else.
One of our friends showed up almost three hours late.
By the time he got there, there was barely any meat left.
He ate a little, had two beers, and joked,
“I paid $40 for garlic bread.”
Everyone laughed.
The next day, he messaged the host asking for $25 back.
He said he didn’t think it was fair to pay the same amount when he arrived after almost everything was gone.