I miss the LA vape cabal Back in 2024, @notthreadguy spent $25k on Trump NFTs just to get into his dinner, shouted a question at him, shook his hand, and got paid by @Polymarket That handshake was the start of the most unhinged era of onchain, so i’ll explain for all of the new trenchers In January 2025, $TRUMP launches Two days later, $MELANIA launches and trump reposts, run by Hayden Davis and Kelsier Ventures Kelsier linked wallets held almost a third of it before a buyer got in, and then paid influencers to call it “fair” Hayden later admitted on camera that his team sniped $MELANIA supply at launch Two weeks before $LIBRA, Hayden is with The President of Argentina and he calls him an advisor on blockchain and AI, they sign a confidential agreement In February 2026, Milei posts the $LIBRA CA and claims it’ll fund Argentina’s small businesses The vape cabal’s chats already knew it was coming: “Heard a milei coin may be coming out” “Its apparently by ppl launched melania” rasmr: “i saw that rumor in another chat too” 70% of supply sat in 2 wallets, and insiders pulled $57.6M USDC and 249k SOL out of pools, @bubblemaps traced the $LIBRA creator’s funding back to a $MELANIA sniper CT turned on the cabal, threadguy said he had “zero insider information” and he lost $250k, Hayden said he’d never even met them Hayden’s defense was that he’d reinvest it into the coin he rugged The ultimate results: $TRUMP (-97%) $MELANIA (-99%) $LIBRA (-99%) $WLFI (-80%) The current sitting president of the united states disclosed $1.4B crypto income for 2025, much of it from this A NY judge tossed the $LIBRA class action with prejudice, refusing to add $MELANIA to it Argentina dismissed the case against Milei, his sister, and Hayden himself US criminal charges: 0 Arkham says the Kelsier wallets went from $300M to under $2M and nobody knows where the money went Nowadays we just have ansem and pump shilling $3M toppers daily, and 30k coins launching every 24 hours What happened to the game i loved