White people are annoying, so vote Democrat! Our ancestors were enslaved, and that still makes us mad, so vote Democrat! The police, rich people, and happy families make us mad too. Let’s create more gays and LGBT people, forgive the killing of babies, and let everyone steal as many groceries as they want! We hate Christ, so let’s bring in more Muslims. We have no idea what Muslims actually believe, but who cares? Let’s flood the streets with drugs and get happy! Who cares if the world collapses and China takes control? Little old me got mad at Trump! I do not understand anything complicated, but Trump makes me mad! Elon Musk makes me mad too! If society falls apart and everyone becomes poor, we can laugh and say, “Serves them right!” So vote Democrat! Do not think! Eat fentanyl, become rainbow happy, and vote Democrat while eight billion people around the world laugh at us, mock us, and look down on us! Life is about acting like an idiot and feeling good right now. Who cares what happens to the world?