An accelerationist is scrolling X. Jacob Coxon quits his job, tweets a warning that AI could kill everyone, and gets 200 million views. “Psyop. He’s in on it.” Geoffrey Hinton and Yoshua Bengio warn that AI could kill us all. “Part of the psyop.” Dario Amodei, Sam Altman, and Elon Musk say the danger is real. “Psyop. They want regulation capture.” The world’s top mathematicians write an open letter warning that we’re about to get wiped out by AI. “Psyop, psyop, psyop.” Then the accelerationist gets eliminated by a superintelligent AI, along with the rest of humanity. He arrives in heaven and meets God. “You can tell me now. All that stuff about AI killing everyone was a giant psyop, wasn’t it?” GOD: “No, you idiot. They were trying to warn you.” “Wow, the psyop goes even deeper than I thought.”