Threadguy compares his trading style to rowing a burning kayak with 9 holes in it down a white water river "My trading style is basically I'm on a kayak on a white water river that is fucking nasty and aggressive. There's like 10 holes in the kayak. It's basically a wood board in this white typhoon. This boat should have been capsized hours ago but I am such an elite rower that I'm flying down this river despite being on a piece of plastic in the middle of a waterfall." "The boat is burning. I'm pouring gasoline on it. There's 9 holes. And I'm still floating. Everyone's looking over the railing like how is he still alive. When you really sit down and look at my perps portfolio you're like what the fuck is he doing. And how is this green."