linta(@lint_aa):I was at a restaurant once when a little boy sat down with his dad. The waiter came over and asked, “What would you like to eat, buddy?” The boy looked at the menu and said, “I want a burger, but no tomatoes.” The waiter asked, “Anything else?” The boy pointed at his dad and said, “Yeah, put extra tomatoes on my dad’s burger.” The waiter looked confused. “You don’t like tomatoes. Why do you want extra on his?” The boy answered with a completely straight face: “Because Daddy always steals food off my plate. Let’s see how much he enjoys stealing tomatoes today!” 😂�

2026.10.18 19:46

I was at a restaurant once when a little boy sat down with his dad. The waiter came over and asked, “What would you like to eat, buddy?” The boy looked at the menu and said, “I want a burger, but no tomatoes.” The waiter asked, “Anything else?” The boy pointed at his dad and said, “Yeah, put extra tomatoes on my dad’s burger.” The waiter looked confused. “You don’t like tomatoes. Why do you want extra on his?” The boy answered with a completely straight face: “Because Daddy always steals food off my plate. Let’s see how much he enjoys stealing tomatoes today!” 😂�