lorah(@lorahmoe):My cousin used to unplug my game console whenever he got mad at losing. Every. Single. Time. One day I warned him that if he unplugged it again I was going to hide his bike. He laughed and unplugged it while maintaining eye contact like a supervillain. So I dragged his bike into the neighbor’s garage and went about my day. Three hours later this man was outside sweating, accusing everyone in the family of theft, preparing a full detective investigation. Finally my grandma asked me if I knew where the bike was. I said “Yeah.”....

2026.05.26 22:33

My cousin used to unplug my game console whenever he got mad at losing. Every. Single. Time. One day I warned him that if he unplugged it again I was going to hide his bike. He laughed and unplugged it while maintaining eye contact like a supervillain. So I dragged his bike into the neighbor’s garage and went about my day. Three hours later this man was outside sweating, accusing everyone in the family of theft, preparing a full detective investigation. Finally my grandma asked me if I knew where the bike was. I said “Yeah.”....

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