FUN FACTS! • Mar 21: “48 hours or we obliterate them.” • Mar 23: Extended deadline 5 days. • Mar 26: Extended deadline another 10 days. • Apr 4: “All Hell will reign down.” • Apr 5: “We’re blowing up the whole country.” • Apr 6: “The entire country can be taken out in one night.” • Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight.” • Apr 7: Paused attack less than 2 hours before his own deadline. • Apr 8: Announced ceasefire/talks. • Apr 19: Threatened every bridge and power plant in Iran. • Apr 21: Extended talks again. • May 6: Claimed “great progress” toward a final agreement. • May 15: Backed a 20-year enrichment pause. • May 17: “There won’t be anything left of them.” U.S. foreign policy should probably involve something more coherent than rotating apocalypse countdowns.