Kid: "Mom, where do babies come from?"
Mom: "(Takes deep breath.) Well, when two people love each other very much"
Kid: "Jessica said they come from hospitals."
Mom: "That's... technically where they're born, yes."
Kid: "So why did you start talking about love?"
Mom: "Because that's how I never mind. Yes, hospitals."
Kid: "Okay. Can we get one?"
Mom: "It's not like adopting a puppy."
Kid: "But we got Muffins from a shelter. Isn't it the same?"
Mom: "Ask your father."
Kid: "He said ask you."