6ɪx✦(@ok6ixx):back in high school our chemistry teacher was super strict about the lab safety rules and this one kid jake asked what would happen if he drank the distilled water and she said without missing a beat "you'd be the first person in history to get expelled for drinking water" so naturally jake took this as a challenge and grabbed the beaker and the ENTIRE CLASS started chanting his name like it was a frat party and he chugged it and our teacher just called security. jake got detention for drinking water. his mom had to come in. the principal didn't know how to write up the incident report

2026.08.02 06:06

back in high school our chemistry teacher was super strict about the lab safety rules and this one kid jake asked what would happen if he drank the distilled water and she said without missing a beat "you'd be the first person in history to get expelled for drinking water" so naturally jake took this as a challenge and grabbed the beaker and the ENTIRE CLASS started chanting his name like it was a frat party and he chugged it and our teacher just called security. jake got detention for drinking water. his mom had to come in. the principal didn't know how to write up the incident report