Kid at the grocery store, maybe five, tugged on his dad's sleeve and went "that lady has the same face as you." Dad looked horrified. Turned around. We made eye contact. The dad and I did, in fact, have incredibly similar faces. Same nose. Same jawline. Same confused expression. His kid went "are you related?" Neither of us knew what to say. His wife walked up and looked at both of us and went "oh my god." We all stood there. Another shopper walked by and said "wow, you two look like twins." We did not exchange numbers. We did not become friends. We just silently agreed to never return to that grocery store again. Saw him there last week. We pretended not to notice.