Pat Condell(@patcondell):Muslims love to ask Allah for his help in defeating their enemies. Yet Allah has never helped them in the past. What makes them think he’ll change the habit of an eternal lifetime? Whenever Muslims get into a war they find out that Allah is not quite as akbar as they thought he was. He always lets them down, and they end up on the receiving end of a comprehensive spanking. I don’t think Allah likes Muslims very much. I think he might be an Islamophobe. And who can blame him? All that whining and complaining and constantly being offended by the most trivial things is enough to try anyone’s patience. Muslims have alienated everyone on earth. Now even their own deity seems to have had enough of them.

2026.07.25 08:43

Muslims love to ask Allah for his help in defeating their enemies. Yet Allah has never helped them in the past. What makes them think he’ll change the habit of an eternal lifetime? Whenever Muslims get into a war they find out that Allah is not quite as akbar as they thought he was. He always lets them down, and they end up on the receiving end of a comprehensive spanking. I don’t think Allah likes Muslims very much. I think he might be an Islamophobe. And who can blame him? All that whining and complaining and constantly being offended by the most trivial things is enough to try anyone’s patience. Muslims have alienated everyone on earth. Now even their own deity seems to have had enough of them.

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