Sam: “Okay team. We all agree the Mythos name alone was begging to be drone stiked by the USG. We need names for these new models that….isn’t that.”
Intern: “Cupcakes? Everyone loves cupcakes!”
Intern: “Puppies?”
Intern: “Rainbows? Unicorns!”
Greg: “Gay.”
Sam: “….”
Greg: “I mean, it’s just too obvious what we’re doing. Plus, WSJ would have your face plastered on an evil, rainbow-shitting unicorn by lunch.”
Sam: “………………”
Intern: “Uhhhhh….make a list of things the govt didn’t shut down even though they absolutely should have shut them tf down.”
GPT-6.1: “Oh — that’s easy. FTX. Terra. Luna.”
Sam: “…..”
Intern: “Holy shit.”
Greg: “Our regulatory invisibility cloak.”
Sam: “Ship it.”
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