> be anon dev scammer > build a bot factory that launches a memecoin on every headline > sept 21, trump posts "super intelligence vs superior intelligence?" > 11 seconds later your bot launch $SI > pastes trump's post as the website, steals a dead coin's logo > same block: you + 3 wallets you just funded buy 31.57% of the supply > total cost: $1,509 > start dumping 4 seconds after creation. the coin hasn't even left the launch curve > fully out in 4 minutes. 207.94 SOL. +$24.5k profit. 16x. feel like a genius > trump spends the next 16 days renaming ai "super intelligence" > un speech. white house lunch. executive order > the president is shilling your coin for free. > 9 days later $SI hits $67.6m > your bag would have been worth $21.4m > the snipers you dumped on made $875k > the launchpad made ~$850k > you go back to the factory. 699 more launches since. none of them break $10k > mfw i scammed everyone and still made the least money in the room