> be trump > decide "artificial intelligence" is a bad name > sept 19: post a poll. "superior intelligence (SI)" or "supreme intelligence (SI)" > a launch bot fires two "SI" coins the same day. both die > sept 21: "super intelligence vs superior intelligence?" > 11 seconds later $SI exists > sept 22: tell the un that us documents will now say "super intelligence" > $SI goes from $1.3m to $8.3m in 24 minutes > sept 24: write "super intelligence (SI)" in a post about xi > +46% in an hour > sept 29: tell the launch that "SI" is the official name > +36% > same day, white house lunch. jensen huang on one side, elon musk on the other > tell reporters you're "renaming it super intelligence, officially" > +28% in one minute. > musk quotes it with two words: "super intelligence" > +56% in an hour > that night, huang, musk, pichai, amodei and zuckerberg sign your "super intelligence accord" > after midnight, executive order: every federal agency now has to say "SI" > sept 30: $SI hits $67.6m > oct 4: create the "super intelligence force" > coin dumps 8%. sell the news > never once mention a coin > marketing budget: $0 > the dev sold his whole bag for $24k on day one > mfw the best kol in crypto works for free and has never heard of the coin