noor୨୧(@wottheberry):i was literally in the shower, soap in my eyes, when a massive fat-ass lizard dropped from the ceiling, landed dead on my bare arm, and scratched me. i screamed so hard i slipped on the tile and ripped the entire shower curtain off the wall trying to slap it off. and the worst part is my husband literally warned me this exact thing was gonna happen...

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noor୨୧@wottheberry

2026.08.10 18:24

i was literally in the shower, soap in my eyes, when a massive fat-ass lizard dropped from the ceiling, landed dead on my bare arm, and scratched me. i screamed so hard i slipped on the tile and ripped the entire shower curtain off the wall trying to slap it off. and the worst part is my husband literally warned me this exact thing was gonna happen...