Great US-Iran war infographic from Platts. Hormuz flows are pristine, Tehran is basically a utopia of peace and milk/honey, the US and its vassals are swimming in cheap energy, and tanker owners are sending their fleets to Gadani for literal scrap pennies bc freight rates completely cratered. Nobody asked for kinetic action (barring one elderly guy in Tel Aviv), but the Great Leader made the call and delivered pure alpha. The globe is thriving on sub-zero energy bills, plowing all their leftover household cash into AI tickers, pumping NDX straight to 500k. I am literally weeping tears of joy at this geopolitical masterstroke. I know every single one of you is crying right alongside me. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! #oott# #iran#