๐จ BREAKING: SOMETHING JUST BROKE IN JAPAN
๐ฏ๐ต OVER ยฅ28,000,000,000,000 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE JAPANESE STOCK MARKET IN 10 MINUTES!
JAPAN IS NOW AGGRESSIVELY DUMPING ALL U.S. TREASURIES IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO STOP THE MARKET COLLAPSE.
THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS FOR MARKETSโฆ