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๐บ๐ธ THE FED JUST OFFICIALLY PAUSED INTEREST RATES AT 4.00%!!
INFLATION IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL AND STILL NOWHERE NEAR THE FEDโS 2.00% TARGET.
SOMETHING EXTREMELY BAD IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOWโฆ
๐จ BREAKING
๐บ๐ธ THE FED WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE ITS INTEREST RATE DECISION TODAY AT 2:00 PM ET!
IF RATE > 4.25% โ MARKETS DUMP HARD
IF RATE = 4.00% โ MARKETS STAY FLAT
IF RATE < 3.75% โ MARKETS GO PARABOLIC
ALL EYES ON THE RELEASE TODAY!!