๐จ BREAKING: ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!!
๐จ๐ณ OVER ยฅ1,400,000,000,000.00 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET IN 10 MINUTES!
CHINA IS NOW DUMPING ALL U.S. TREASURIES IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO STOP THE COLLAPSE AFTER THE MARKET PLUNGED 45%.
THIS IS BAD NEWS FOR THE MARKETSโฆ