๐จ BREAKING
๐ฏ๐ต THE BANK OF JAPAN WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE ITS INTEREST RATE DECISION TODAY AT 11:00 PM ET!
IF RATE > 1.50% โ MARKET CRASHES HARD
IF RATE = 1.25% โ MARKET STAYS FLAT
IF RATE < 1.00% โ MARKET GOES PARABOLIC
ALL EYES ON THE RELEASE!!