A middle aged man was sitting on the edge of the bed A middle aged man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. "You know," he says, "your birthday is coming up. What would you like?" His wife sighs. "I'd like to be twelve again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. So on the morning of her birthday, the husband wakes up early. He makes his wife a nice big bowl of Cocoa Puffs, and then takes her to a theme park. What a day! He puts her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster — everything !! Five hours later they stagger out of the theme park. Her head is reeling and her stomach feels upside down. He then takes a diner where he orders her a half pound cheeseburger with bacon, extra fries, and an extra large milkshake. Then it’s off to the movies with popcorn, a huge Coca Cola, and her favorite candies ... M&M's, Nonpareils and Gushers. What a long night and a fabulous adventure! They finally wobble home and collapse into bed, exhausted. Her husband leans over her with a big smile. "Well, dear," he lovingly asks, "what was it like being twelve again?" The wife slowly opens her eyes. All of a sudden, her expression changes. "Twelve?? I meant my dress size, you idiot!"