molson 🧠⚙️(@Molson_Hart):I recently got my hairs cut and I asked my stylist: “So what are we going to do as I lose more and more hair?” And she explained that she would leave the top long and as it goes thinner and thinner she’d just cut the sides shorter. I reasoned that this would continue until I wound up looking like the King of England. No pills that stop me from having boners. No silly hair transplant that looks really bad as I lose even more hair. Just me, looking like the King of England. You too can achieve this look by working hard in your 20s and 30s, not becoming obese, and having good mental habits. That is literally all that is required to become an alpha male.

2026.10.05 13:55

I recently got my hairs cut and I asked my stylist: “So what are we going to do as I lose more and more hair?” And she explained that she would leave the top long and as it goes thinner and thinner she’d just cut the sides shorter. I reasoned that this would continue until I wound up looking like the King of England. No pills that stop me from having boners. No silly hair transplant that looks really bad as I lose even more hair. Just me, looking like the King of England. You too can achieve this look by working hard in your 20s and 30s, not becoming obese, and having good mental habits. That is literally all that is required to become an alpha male.