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Samurai Shiba
@SamuraiShibaJP
A Japanese guy who loves America 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸 Laugh. Cry. Call your dad. No politics. Just the good stuff. Stories inspired by real moments. Details changed.
가입 July 2025
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My father-in-law has been president of the residents' association in his apartment building in Yokohama for nineteen years. He writes every notice on the board by the mailboxes himself. By hand. Perfect handwriting. No exclamation points. No smiling. His notices are famous in that building. "Please close the door quietly." "Umbrellas belong in the umbrella stand. Not near it. In it." "The owner of the blue bicycle knows what he has done." Eighteen months ago, a family from Jacksonville, Florida, moved into Room 302. Darrin, Misty, three kids, and a laugh that reaches the fifth floor. My wife has been sending me photos of the board ever since. Here they are, in order. I translated. NOTICE, April 6 Welcome to the new residents of Room 302. Please note that garbage in this building is separated into six categories. An English chart is attached. The board stayed up until 2 a.m. making it. NOTICE, April 20 To all residents. Room 302 has left a bottle of homemade datil pepper sauce outside every door. The board attempted to return it. Room 302 refused. Please be careful. The board's mouth is still burning. The board would like to know where to get more. NOTICE, June 8 Room 302's children have been knocking on doors asking if anyone wants to "come out and play." They are playing a game called kickball in the parking lot. The board has reviewed the rules of kickball. There are no rules. Mr. Ogino in 501 is 81. He said yes. He is now the pitcher. The board has also been asked to play. The board is considering it. NOTICE, July 5 Several residents have asked whether the large American flag on the balcony of Room 302 is permitted. The board has checked the rules. There is no rule against it. The board president was also observed standing very straight in the parking lot while it was raised. This is unrelated. NOTICE, August 2 Room 302 has purchased a generator. For typhoon season. The board has seen forty typhoons in this building. The board does not see the need. Room 302's father says Japanese typhoons are "cute." The board reminds him that this is not a competition. Then, in September, the typhoon came. It knocked out the power for the whole neighborhood. Four days. No lights. No elevator. No fridges. In a building like that, no power also means no water above the second floor. On the first night, Darrin carried the generator into the parking lot, pulled the cord, and started knocking on doors with a flashlight. He wasn't asking if people were okay. He was asking something he'd learned after hurricanes back home. "Anybody got medicine that needs to stay cold?" By midnight, there was one refrigerator running in the parking lot, plugged into the generator nobody needed. Inside were insulin pens, eye drops, a baby's medicine, and Mr. Ogino's heart medicine. Every one labeled with a strip of duct tape and a name in Sharpie. Darrin sat next to it on a cooler all night. Every night. He said if it shut off, he wanted to hear it. None of us knew that my wife's mother has diabetes. She takes insulin. My father-in-law had never told anyone in the building. Not in nineteen years. In Japan, you don't make your private problems the building's problem. On the second night, around 3 a.m., my father-in-law came down the stairs in the dark, holding her insulin in both hands. Darrin asked nothing. He tore off a piece of duct tape, wrote HOSOKAWA on it, and held the fridge door open. My father-in-law put it inside. He didn't move right away. "Night, boss," Darrin said. My father-in-law went back upstairs. Then he came back down with two cans of coffee and sat on the curb next to him until it got light. They did that every night until the power came back. One of them speaks no English. The other speaks no Japanese. Later, my wife asked her father what they could possibly have talked about for four nights. "Typhoons," he said. "His are bigger." Then, after a while: "And his mother." On the first night, using a phone app and a flashlight, my father-in-law had asked him why a man four months into Japan would buy a generator. In 2017, Hurricane Irma took Darrin's neighborhood's power for six days. His mother is diabetic. Her insulin was going to go bad. The family next door ran a cord across the yard from their generator to her refrigerator and kept it running for six days. They didn't ask for anything. They wouldn't take gas money. Darrin was twenty-two. He promised himself that wherever he ended up living, he would be the guy next door with the cord. Every time. He just hadn't expected it to be Yokohama. Here is the next notice. It's the longest one my father-in-law has ever written. NOTICE, September 14 To all residents. During the power outage, Room 302 kept the medicine of eleven residents of this building cold for ninety-one hours. One of those residents is my wife. In August, the board said this building did not need a generator. The board was wrong. The board apologizes to Room 302. The board also apologizes to the generator. NOTICE, October 6 At 3:40 a.m. on Monday, a man in Room 302 screamed. The board went upstairs to investigate. The Jacksonville Jaguars had scored. The board was invited in. The board stayed for the fourth quarter. The Jaguars lost. The board is very upset and would like to know who is responsible. NOTICE, October 24 On October 31, children may knock on doors for candy. Residents who wish to take part should hang a paper pumpkin on their door. The board has made twenty-two paper pumpkins. This building has twenty-two doors. Thank you for your cooperation. The board president will be dressed as a jaguar. He was not consulted. NOTICE, March 2 Room 302's company is transferring them back to Florida. They depart on March 21. Residents are asked to gather in the lobby at seven in the morning. Crying is permitted. The board president will not be crying. The board president has allergies. On March 21, all twenty-two doors were in the lobby. Mr. Ogino brought the kickball. My father-in-law handed Darrin a residents' association armband. The real one. Honorary member, for life. Dues waived. Then my wife's mother stepped forward with a small package wrapped in cloth. "For your mother." Inside was a pouch for carrying insulin pens. She has sewn her own for two decades. This one was teal and black. Jaguars colors. She had asked my wife to look them up. Darrin read the note pinned to it. My wife had helped with the English. "From one diabetic mother to another. Thank you for your son." Darrin is six-foot-three and a former high school linebacker. His legs quit. He ended up sitting on the lobby floor. Once he was back on his feet, he put the armband on over his Jaguars jersey and saluted my father-in-law. My father-in-law bowed. Then Darrin hugged him. The president of the residents' association, who has not been hugged by a man since his own father, let him. According to my wife's mother, the allergies were very bad that morning. Here is the last notice. It went up that afternoon. NOTICE, March 21 Room 302 has returned to Florida. The board thanks all residents for their cooperation. The board will continue to make twenty-two paper pumpkins. Under that, in English. In pencil. Not in his perfect handwriting. He'd done it without a dictionary. "Night, boss." Notices on that board come down after seven days. That's a rule. He wrote it. That one has been up for eight months.
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