Subnets are better than altcoins. Today’s episode gets into exactly why. We’re talking Bittensor TAO, subnet market updates, Cathedral moving into its own slot, Chutes shipping Qwen3.8-27B, Bitcast turning into real infrastructure, and what Stripe buying OpenRouter could mean for decentralized AI. The gap between “crypto token” and “actual network being used” is starting to matter. New episode is live. **CHAPTERS** 00:00:00 - Shizzy’s Monologue 00:04:43 - Intro Song 00:05:07 - Bittensor TAO Market Update 00:07:13 - Bittensor Subnet Update 00:13:43 - The Announcement Before the Announcement for @forevermoney_ai : Why It Never Works 00:15:33 - Altcoin Daily: Bitcoin, Ethereum & Bittensor 00:17:15 - From Deprecated to Cathedral: Built in the Open, Moving to Its Own Slot 00:18:52 - The American People Are Tired of AI Fearmongering and the Push Toward a Duopoly 00:20:18 - Stripe Acquires OpenRouter for 7B+: What Does This Mean for Bittensor Subnets? 00:21:36 - @chutes_ai : Qwen3.8-27B Is Already Live 00:22:30 - @Bitcast_network Is Becoming Infrastructure: 2 Apps Live, Another Launching, 5 More Exploring 00:23:50 - Check Out ShizzyUnchained dot com bittensor:native