Turner Novak 🍌🧢(@TurnerNovak):Do not, under any circumstances, let your co-founder move to NYC or San Fran. They will end up: - $35M raised - single til Series B - hate VCs who ghost them - unnatural eye-contact - candidates getting logo as tattoo - on infinite peptides Worst case scenario.

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Turner Novak 🍌🧢@TurnerNovak

2026.08.08 18:14

Do not, under any circumstances, let your co-founder move to NYC or San Fran. They will end up: - $35M raised - single til Series B - hate VCs who ghost them - unnatural eye-contact - candidates getting logo as tattoo - on infinite peptides Worst case scenario.

Nick Huber@sweatystartup

2026.08.07 01:59

Do not, under any circumstances, let your daughter move to NYC or San Fran. She will end up: - 35 - single - hate men - unnatural colored hair - tattoos - on antidepressants Worst case scenario.