Des(@_its_myfault_):I lost my glasses. Searched every room. Checked the fridge, because at some point in a search you stop making sense and start making offerings. Asked my sister where they were. She said "where did you last have them," which is the most useless sentence in the English language. If I knew that, we wouldn't be talking. Twenty five minutes. I was starting to feel something close to grief. Then she looked up, didn't even fully turn around, and said: "You're wearing them." I was. I had been looking through them to search for them.

2026.08.17 14:47

I lost my glasses. Searched every room. Checked the fridge, because at some point in a search you stop making sense and start making offerings. Asked my sister where they were. She said "where did you last have them," which is the most useless sentence in the English language. If I knew that, we wouldn't be talking. Twenty five minutes. I was starting to feel something close to grief. Then she looked up, didn't even fully turn around, and said: "You're wearing them." I was. I had been looking through them to search for them.