Be Barrons:
- Wants to write about optical supply supply chains like $AAOI
- Hiring DPT: who needs engineers to write about this something this simple? Let’s find underpaid political philosophy backgrounds.
- proceeds to find a new hire from nonprofit communication consulting
- first day on job: gets paid to model revenue ramp/margins projections, CW laser bottlenecks, internal capacity
- New hire: “I don’t understand this sht”, “looks like a memestock”
Barrons: “Memestock? looks like our next article, I don’t understand either”.