DRIVE-BY MEDIA: The Guardian breathlessly reported, without evidence, that Elon Musk told his ex-girlfriend that he needed 'a legion of children before the civil war'. Thankfully, The Guardian isn't calling all of my exes to find out what I was joking about on any given day. Ironically, Ashley St. Clair called on Texas to join the Civil War back in 2024. Now she's accusing Elon of sowing “deliberate division” on X, which will be catastrophic unless regulated.