APAJI(@apaji_x):My girlfriend called me crying at 2:13 a.m. Me: “What happened?” Her: “I need you to answer one question honestly.” Me: “Okay.” Her: “Have you ever met my mother before?” I laughed. Me: “What kind of question is that?” She didn't laugh. Her: “Please. Just answer me.” Me: “No. I've never met your mother.” Silence. Her: “Are you sure?”

2026.08.18 18:50

My girlfriend called me crying at 2:13 a.m. Me: “What happened?” Her: “I need you to answer one question honestly.” Me: “Okay.” Her: “Have you ever met my mother before?” I laughed. Me: “What kind of question is that?” She didn't laugh. Her: “Please. Just answer me.” Me: “No. I've never met your mother.” Silence. Her: “Are you sure?”