Overheard at the thrift store:
“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”
“We are lesbians.”
“Yeah but not with each other.”
“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”
“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”
“I don’t.”
“Evidence to the contrary.”
(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”
“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”
*Slap fight ensues*
Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.