Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️(@choffstein):me: "hey [kid #1], can you toss me my glasses?" #1: "yeah!" #1 tries to throw them to me but, being only 3, accidentally throws them straight into the ground, smashing the lenses. me: "yeah, I deserved that."

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Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️@choffstein

2026.08.27 17:59

me: "hey [kid #1#], can you toss me my glasses?" #1#: "yeah!" #1 tries# to throw them to me but, being only 3, accidentally throws them straight into the ground, smashing the lenses. me: "yeah, I deserved that."