Matthias Schmidt
@eurofounder
Founder based in the EU • Building GDPR-compliant startups • 7 years in, €7k MRR
가입 October 2025
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Today I found my 15 year old daughter in bed with a black man
“Who the fuck is he?!” I screamed
“Dad, I’m sorry, we met on Tinder, he is from Congo”
“Congo? How long are you dating already?” I asked
"Almost 7 months..."
I nearly collapsed
If that man was coming here for over 183 days, he might qualify for German tax residency
I don't blame my daughter for wanting to lose virginity with a handsome black guy
But tax evasion is where I draw a line
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