Matthias Schmidt(@eurofounder):Morning routine of an alpha European male: 07:30 - Wake up wearing silk pyjamas 07:35 - Masturbate to thoughts about Greta Thunberg 07:45 - Take a 4-minute shower because the building asked residents to reduce water consumption 07:50 - Eat one slice of bread for breakfast 08:00 - Read an article explaining why Europeans are actually richer than Americans adjusted for quality of life 08:20 - Take seven different buses to work 09:30 - Get off two stops earlier due to an African teenager stabbing a driver in the neck This is why I could never live in America

2026.10.22 08:40

Morning routine of an alpha European male: 07:30 - Wake up wearing silk pyjamas 07:35 - Masturbate to thoughts about Greta Thunberg 07:45 - Take a 4-minute shower because the building asked residents to reduce water consumption 07:50 - Eat one slice of bread for breakfast 08:00 - Read an article explaining why Europeans are actually richer than Americans adjusted for quality of life 08:20 - Take seven different buses to work 09:30 - Get off two stops earlier due to an African teenager stabbing a driver in the neck This is why I could never live in America

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