> be me, hold crypto in EU > want to sell but don't want to pay double digit% tax > go to a chinese restaurant to eat my stress away > hear from fellow chinese who also hold crypto that there's no reason to pay these taxes because there is a way > laoban tells me of his cousin in eastern europe who also has chinese restaurant > i go to eastern europe since i had work there anyways and check out this cousin's restaurant > his chinese restaurant is also a: • currency exchange shop • job bulletin board • tour guide/concierge service • visa/immigration assistance • food import/export business • crypto buy/sell shop • a chinese restaurant (real) > inquire about the crypto part > "oh yeah we can do up to 500k-1m U for cash euro but you have to let us know in advance" > how much in advance? > at least a day > charlie_kirk_ijusthitthejackpot.mp3 starts playing > brain starts thinking: wait i cant take that much cash on me lol cant even do 20k cuz customs! > chinese guy: "oh we have contact who can give you transfer cash door to door delivery in EU its no problem" > who? > oh its the laoban from the first restaurant > mfw