A Legend Was Born (And Promptly Aborted) in 0.45 Scaramuccis After delivering a clinic in incompetence, White House Minister of Propaganda and faux-lawyer Katie Zacharia has been fired after an historic five-day tenure. Her rapid extraction on Friday, October 16, 2026, officially shatters Anthony Scaramucci's legendary White House record — proving that while "The Mooch" could at least survive a standard workweek and a weekend, Zacharia barely had time to figure out where the West Wing coffee maker was. Clocking in at a pathetic 0.45 Scaramuccis, her entire administration-defining legacy consisted of a singular, catastrophic 14-minute press briefing and a humiliating Fox & Friends appearance. It turns out that repeatedly lying about passing the bar exam is a stellar qualification for political theater, but a terrible strategy for keeping a job past Tuesday.