sri misra(@srimisra):Born in prison and escaped the same night, the suspect appears to have had a head start. Evidence suggests this was not his first dairy related offence. He has been stealing butter since childhood, yet somehow no serious action was ever taken. There were no signs of forced entry this time either, although he is known to be extremely charming, which may explain why previous complaints were dismissed because everyone found him adorable. The suspect has still not denied the allegations, he just smiled, and judging by the case history, that may be enough to get him off again.

2026.09.04 10:53

Born in prison and escaped the same night, the suspect appears to have had a head start. Evidence suggests this was not his first dairy related offence. He has been stealing butter since childhood, yet somehow no serious action was ever taken. There were no signs of forced entry this time either, although he is known to be extremely charming, which may explain why previous complaints were dismissed because everyone found him adorable. The suspect has still not denied the allegations, he just smiled, and judging by the case history, that may be enough to get him off again.