Everyone keeps asking what’s wrong with his hair so I’ll break it down:
His follicles are miniaturizing at an unprecedented rate and he doesn’t know it because he’s able to “cover his head” with a messy look.
To the naked eye, he looks like he still has hair but to the trained eye, you can see a severe lack of density and classic “coverup game” being used to cope.
His follicles are losing vital bloodflow as a result of DHT calcification within his scalp [and what I suspect is due to serial masturbation].
He doesn’t strike me as someone who has naturally high DHT, if any DHT, so the only logical conclusion is that he’s an excessive wanker.
~ Dr. Axius.