Uhm, Y’ALL I’M PARTNERING WITH THE @NFL ‼️🥹 I’m bringing the hype to Super Bowl LIX Weekend alongside @TheWillNeff, @sydsogood & MORE special guests for #NFL4TheFans# Don’t miss us DOMINATE… just like the Chiefs will Sunday 😂 #SuperBowlLIX# https://t.co/nppEukunre

Here’s the script for tonight’s Super Bowl. The Chiefs will be pinned at their own one yard line down 6 with zero seconds. Mahomes gets a PI that’s an automatic touchdown worth 100 points. Travis proposes to Taylor as the confetti falls and Andy Reid will announce his McDonald’s sponsorship with an impromptu double cheeseburger eating contest including both teams’ offensive lines. As the lights begin to shut off the entire Eagles team will demand a double-or-nothing rematch. Mahomes won’t refuse this offer and it’s played in the parking lot barefoot. We will never see this footage, but the scrimmage ended with over 26 high ankle sprains and will be talked about in legend forever. This is #SuperBowlLIX#