why i think USELESS coin is the next breakout memecoin 'Cryptocurrency is USELESS... Just a Scam' - Bill Gates this thread is a deep-dive on why i’m incredibly bullish on USELESS coin and my thoughts on its potential but first, let me tell you a story: one of my more recent trades that i'm often praised for is my FARTCOIN trade 'bonk guy is a chad, he turned low six figures to $7.1 million+ on FARTCOIN in 2 months. let's call him fartcoin guy too!' what many do not know is that i first had an opportunity to buy fartcoin at $250k market cap when someone pinged it in The Lab and suggested buying it because it was funny—a mockery of crypto itself! but i faded it several other Lab members tagged me again as it pumped from sub $1m to $20m market cap but i faded them too because i just didn’t get it Fartcoin was already trading over $100m market cap before i finally *got* it i started waiting for a dip and didn’t get one, so i ended up FOMO-buying around $200k worth at a $200m market cap i was hoping for a deeper pullback to accumulate more, but it never came then it just straight on ripped to $2.7 billion market cap this was before the post-Inauguration-induced market meltdown, which led to its price crashing 92% down to $200m that’s when i sized into my famous FARTCOIN perps trade that i’m now known for USELESS feels like i'm being given an opportunity to take that Fartcoin trade again except this time, i *GET* it and unlike the dozens of Fartcoin beta and derivatives out there today, USELESS is its own unique narrative! a brand new narrative with the potential to hit insane FARTCOIN-like levels—all by capitalizing on what almost everyone outside the crypto bubble uses to describe crypto: USELESS be it Bill Gates (screenshot in intro) Harvard professors Wall Street titans like Jamie Dimon or normies on Reddit there’s overwhelming consensus among almost everyone outside the crypto bubble—from billionaires like Bill Gates to academics, celebrity finance figures like Jamie Dimon, and average Reddit anons — that crypto is USELESS and that's exactly why USELESS has the potential to achieve true mainstream memecoin virality in a way similar to Fartcoin because it proves their point—and forces them to talk about it and mock it USELESS is the purest memecoin in the sense that it does not pretend to be a PoW, PoS, L1, L2, AI, RWA or anything coin it literally just tells you it's a USELESS coin and the higher it goes, the more likely it is that the people who hate crypto—from media to billionaires to Reddit posters—will amplify it by mocking it 'hey, did you see that USELESS coin? It had a market cap of $50 m last week and is now worth $100m. what a joke crypto is!' 'BREAKING: USELESS coin hits $100 million market cap!' 😂😂😂 you can't help but laugh so damn hard reading all of those headlines and side comments! to make things more interesting: i'm in about a dozen alpha groups in the trenches elite groups that are extremely hard to get into—some with just a few dozen members you can't pay to get into most: you get invited if you're deemed extremely good at degening and winning big in the trenches and not once have i seen this much confluence across all of them about the potential of a single token to achieve Fartcoin-like virality and success across all of these groups than i’ve seen with USELESS the thesis is simple: all of crypto is USELESS be it BTC, ETH, SOL, memecoins, AI agents... doesn't matter literally everything is useless or at least that is what everyone outside of crypto thinks so what's more attractive to bid than a literal USELESS coin? 😅️️ key metrics aligning to make USELESS the next breakout memecoin i’ve already highlighted the confluence in alpha groups, but there are several other key signals aligning for USELESS: - strong OTC demand: people in multiple alpha groups are asking about size OTC buys - on-chain holders: fastest holder growth of any memecoin launched on LetsBONKfun to date - very healthy chart: held up while most of the trenches were getting nuked; continues to make higher lows = strong accumulation ongoing - CEX FOMO kicking in: i’ve heard from multiple sources that top CEXs are watching closely. KuCoin listed organically (super rare). wouldn’t be surprised if others are silently accumulating - key trenches and memecoin accounts already pushing it: respected voices publicly treating it as high-conviction so, why THIS particular USELESS coin? do you know my biggest regret this cycle? missing the $PEPE trade it was right there in my face... first around $2m market cap, then $10m, then $20m, then $100m but i faded it each and every time for many reasons prior to that a thousand 'PEPE' coins had been launched and none had traction so why bid this particular pepe coin, right? this one had something no other Pepe coin had prior to it: traction, mindshare, and sustained volume and price growth it is the same with USELESS in my book yes, several 'USELESS' coins might have been launched in the past but this is the first one to have any real and sustained traction and if the Pepe playbook is anything to go by, this looks like what will make that narrative stick and go mainstream! to wrap this up every time USELESS pumps: - it mocks all the 'useful' utility coins faking innovation - it mocks crypto as a whole - it reinforces what crypto critics love to say: that everything here is useless - it gives the anti-crypto crowd a new rallying point—and in doing so, gives the coin attention, which fuels it further so take a second and think about this deeply: what’s more bullish than normies talking about a coin called USELESS? imagine checking your exchange and seeing USELESS as the top gainer, up 100% on the day imagine hopping into your favorite crypto groups and seeing everyone talking about USELESS imagine logging into X and seeing USELESS trending does it grab your attention? i bet it does

目前来看 #USELESS# 成 BONK 新龙一了 虚无主义正在全世界蔓延 Fartcoin 金融虚无主义，一切都是p Housecoin 房地产虚无主义，号称一币一House NEET 就业虚无主义，躺平 DRA 退休金虚无主义，去中心加密给你退休金 Useless 一切都是无价值的 https://t.co/UBOhxXSupv

从第一次推送 #USELESS# 至推送第 253 次 ：首推最大涨幅 12,757 % 该图效果来自 Bitget钱包新功能——金狗雷达。 1/金狗雷达是什么？ 金狗雷达是 BG 包推出的一个关于链上异动捕捉与交易辅助的模块，专为移动端用户设计。 覆盖 130+主流公链（如Solana、Ethereum、BNB Chain等。 其原理基于链上数据异动，比如短时间内资金流入速度、筛选市值 100万美元 以上且稳定 3 小时的项目、市场关注度等。 并且直接集成了Bitget钱包的交易模块，支持限价单，可看K线。因为支持链抽象，所以SOL、BNB、ETH、USDC、USDT等主流资产可以一键转换闪兑，钱包里只有USDT也可以买入。 每条推送都会附带代币的叙事背景，不至于说只知道个名字。 2/数据标签化 比如图中的 "共识增强" 标签，是5分钟内的买入地址急剧增长的数据化体现。 没在图中显示的还有 "鲸鱼入场"：真实的大单连续买入数据化。 "聪明钱"：基于BG钱包内部算法标记的胜率高的地址。 3/总结 相比其他优秀的MEME工具来说，比如GMGN、DEBOT、BANANA等。 金狗雷达的定位更倾向于没什么时间待在电脑面前扫链的手机端用户。并且所有操作都尽量的简单，不复杂。

总感觉 $PVE 的叙事大于 #useless# 无用币本身的价值用一句话概述就是“万物皆无用”它产生在 @bonk_fun 最高市值达到了3.8亿的规模。 $PVE 的来源于所有meme人的 $PVE 情绪共振，由 @SolportTom 多次提及并在昨天突破1.5M，路还很长。 如果有一种meme不用去PVP的话那一定是 $PVE ➕Bonk ！ https://t.co/8rGP4bpLfY

说几个大资金能做的反弹标的 每轮行情的强势币都有的共同点 如果大饼回调爆多，快速洗牌时 当下的强势币往往反弹最猛 一般都有30%或者翻倍的涨幅 这轮关注 $pengu $hype useless 就这三个标的 有闲钱的就等恐慌盘 赔率非常

Alon买了一堆垃圾币 买一个跌一个 手握20亿美金 以为自己能点石成金 时代抛弃你的时候 连再见都不会说的 不要再去冲Pump的新狗了 基本财富效应全无 市场既然选了Bonk接力 那么就该专心搞Bonk 不要被轮动迷惑了双眼 ——来自USELESS踏空者的劝告

alon地址买了neet和monke 也要学cz？ 学会造势了？ pump最有效的反击战 就是打造财富效应的标的 其实neet叙事最能对标useless 但有一点，neet跟车的散户太多了 潜力是有，就是洗盘太恶心 待看alon接下来怎么玩 市场越来越有意思了

说实话 $Glonk 有点难受🥹 进去硬了一下然后就一路阳痿到现在，刚刚 2.5m 的位置继续加仓了一点，均一下平均买价，刚刚 @theunipcs 列出了他的四个严选代币：USELESS、Hosico、IKUN 和 Glonk，充值了一波信仰，相信 @bonk_fun 相信 Bonk Guy🥹 纯赌博！勿跟！勿跟！勿跟！ https://t.co/cuQ7e0WRMF

@theunipcs 我觉得你们如果想要在跟其他平台的竞争中脱颖而出，扶持出一个大金狗是大势所趋。正如luanchcoin盘活了整个平台。bonkfun也应该把useless推动到100m，200m乃至500m的市值，这样平台上的代币才会水涨船高。

https://t.co/n0fi7VArZk创始人Unipcs表示会支持一个不跟bonk主题相关的优质meme，并且会从自己的公共钱包中购买该币表示支持，最后他选择了 USELESS （Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk）

Getting a loan is hard -- unless it's a STUDENT loan from the government! “Students" get that, without anyone asking them how they plan to repay. So billions flow to rich colleges that give our useless degrees, while taxpayers and students suffer. https://t.co/S0EesRJftQ