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Here’s the script for tonight’s Super Bowl. The Chiefs will be pinned at their own one yard line down 6 with zero seconds. Mahomes gets a PI that’s an automatic touchdown worth 100 points. Travis proposes to Taylor as the confetti falls and Andy Reid will announce his McDonald’s sponsorship with an impromptu double cheeseburger eating contest including both teams’ offensive lines. As the lights begin to shut off the entire Eagles team will demand a double-or-nothing rematch. Mahomes won’t refuse this offer and it’s played in the parking lot barefoot. We will never see this footage, but the scrimmage ended with over 26 high ankle sprains and will be talked about in legend forever. This is #SuperBowlLIX#

Chelsea sources have revealed the club intend to do the majority of their in’s and out’s by the end of June, including a striker and right footed winger. Chelsea have been working on these deals for months. (@SJohnsonSport) #CFC# 🤔

🚨 Chelsea must pay Manchester United £5m if Jadon Sancho loan is not turned permanent in summer. 24yo winger left #MUFC# on temporary basis with buy obligation worth up to £25m but #CFC# can opt out for set fee. W/ @liam_twomey @SJohnsonSport @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/nT2qAoJ1Sr

**Update** In four months at Chelsea, Thomas Tuchel has now beaten Zinedine Zidane, Pep Guardiola, Jurgen Klopp, Diego Simeone (X2), José Mourinho and Carlo Ancelotti! And without conceding a single goal either in those seven matches!

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Newcastle are expected to be one of the frontrunners in the race to sign Chelsea winger Madueke in the summer transfer window. Aston Villa are also likely to be involved, with Chelsea now giving indications that he could leave the club when the window opens. (via @GiveMeSport) https://t.co/zFWRayJ2qL