why i think USELESS coin is the next breakout memecoin 'Cryptocurrency is USELESS... Just a Scam' - Bill Gates this thread is a deep-dive on why i’m incredibly bullish on USELESS coin and my thoughts on its potential but first, let me tell you a story: one of my more recent trades that i'm often praised for is my FARTCOIN trade 'bonk guy is a chad, he turned low six figures to $7.1 million+ on FARTCOIN in 2 months. let's call him fartcoin guy too!' what many do not know is that i first had an opportunity to buy fartcoin at $250k market cap when someone pinged it in The Lab and suggested buying it because it was funny—a mockery of crypto itself! but i faded it several other Lab members tagged me again as it pumped from sub $1m to $20m market cap but i faded them too because i just didn’t get it Fartcoin was already trading over $100m market cap before i finally *got* it i started waiting for a dip and didn’t get one, so i ended up FOMO-buying around $200k worth at a $200m market cap i was hoping for a deeper pullback to accumulate more, but it never came then it just straight on ripped to $2.7 billion market cap this was before the post-Inauguration-induced market meltdown, which led to its price crashing 92% down to $200m that’s when i sized into my famous FARTCOIN perps trade that i’m now known for USELESS feels like i'm being given an opportunity to take that Fartcoin trade again except this time, i *GET* it and unlike the dozens of Fartcoin beta and derivatives out there today, USELESS is its own unique narrative! a brand new narrative with the potential to hit insane FARTCOIN-like levels—all by capitalizing on what almost everyone outside the crypto bubble uses to describe crypto: USELESS be it Bill Gates (screenshot in intro) Harvard professors Wall Street titans like Jamie Dimon or normies on Reddit there’s overwhelming consensus among almost everyone outside the crypto bubble—from billionaires like Bill Gates to academics, celebrity finance figures like Jamie Dimon, and average Reddit anons — that crypto is USELESS and that's exactly why USELESS has the potential to achieve true mainstream memecoin virality in a way similar to Fartcoin because it proves their point—and forces them to talk about it and mock it USELESS is the purest memecoin in the sense that it does not pretend to be a PoW, PoS, L1, L2, AI, RWA or anything coin it literally just tells you it's a USELESS coin and the higher it goes, the more likely it is that the people who hate crypto—from media to billionaires to Reddit posters—will amplify it by mocking it 'hey, did you see that USELESS coin? It had a market cap of $50 m last week and is now worth $100m. what a joke crypto is!' 'BREAKING: USELESS coin hits $100 million market cap!' 😂😂😂 you can't help but laugh so damn hard reading all of those headlines and side comments! to make things more interesting: i'm in about a dozen alpha groups in the trenches elite groups that are extremely hard to get into—some with just a few dozen members you can't pay to get into most: you get invited if you're deemed extremely good at degening and winning big in the trenches and not once have i seen this much confluence across all of them about the potential of a single token to achieve Fartcoin-like virality and success across all of these groups than i’ve seen with USELESS the thesis is simple: all of crypto is USELESS be it BTC, ETH, SOL, memecoins, AI agents... doesn't matter literally everything is useless or at least that is what everyone outside of crypto thinks so what's more attractive to bid than a literal USELESS coin? 😅️️ key metrics aligning to make USELESS the next breakout memecoin i’ve already highlighted the confluence in alpha groups, but there are several other key signals aligning for USELESS: - strong OTC demand: people in multiple alpha groups are asking about size OTC buys - on-chain holders: fastest holder growth of any memecoin launched on LetsBONKfun to date - very healthy chart: held up while most of the trenches were getting nuked; continues to make higher lows = strong accumulation ongoing - CEX FOMO kicking in: i’ve heard from multiple sources that top CEXs are watching closely. KuCoin listed organically (super rare). wouldn’t be surprised if others are silently accumulating - key trenches and memecoin accounts already pushing it: respected voices publicly treating it as high-conviction so, why THIS particular USELESS coin? do you know my biggest regret this cycle? missing the $PEPE trade it was right there in my face... first around $2m market cap, then $10m, then $20m, then $100m but i faded it each and every time for many reasons prior to that a thousand 'PEPE' coins had been launched and none had traction so why bid this particular pepe coin, right? this one had something no other Pepe coin had prior to it: traction, mindshare, and sustained volume and price growth it is the same with USELESS in my book yes, several 'USELESS' coins might have been launched in the past but this is the first one to have any real and sustained traction and if the Pepe playbook is anything to go by, this looks like what will make that narrative stick and go mainstream! to wrap this up every time USELESS pumps: - it mocks all the 'useful' utility coins faking innovation - it mocks crypto as a whole - it reinforces what crypto critics love to say: that everything here is useless - it gives the anti-crypto crowd a new rallying point—and in doing so, gives the coin attention, which fuels it further so take a second and think about this deeply: what’s more bullish than normies talking about a coin called USELESS? imagine checking your exchange and seeing USELESS as the top gainer, up 100% on the day imagine hopping into your favorite crypto groups and seeing everyone talking about USELESS imagine logging into X and seeing USELESS trending does it grab your attention? i bet it does

目前来看 #USELESS# 成 BONK 新龙一了 虚无主义正在全世界蔓延 Fartcoin 金融虚无主义，一切都是p Housecoin 房地产虚无主义，号称一币一House NEET 就业虚无主义，躺平 DRA 退休金虚无主义，去中心加密给你退休金 Useless 一切都是无价值的 https://t.co/UBOhxXSupv

从第一次推送 #USELESS# 至推送第 253 次 ：首推最大涨幅 12,757 % 该图效果来自 Bitget钱包新功能——金狗雷达。 1/金狗雷达是什么？ 金狗雷达是 BG 包推出的一个关于链上异动捕捉与交易辅助的模块，专为移动端用户设计。 覆盖 130+主流公链（如Solana、Ethereum、BNB Chain等。 其原理基于链上数据异动，比如短时间内资金流入速度、筛选市值 100万美元 以上且稳定 3 小时的项目、市场关注度等。 并且直接集成了Bitget钱包的交易模块，支持限价单，可看K线。因为支持链抽象，所以SOL、BNB、ETH、USDC、USDT等主流资产可以一键转换闪兑，钱包里只有USDT也可以买入。 每条推送都会附带代币的叙事背景，不至于说只知道个名字。 2/数据标签化 比如图中的 "共识增强" 标签，是5分钟内的买入地址急剧增长的数据化体现。 没在图中显示的还有 "鲸鱼入场"：真实的大单连续买入数据化。 "聪明钱"：基于BG钱包内部算法标记的胜率高的地址。 3/总结 相比其他优秀的MEME工具来说，比如GMGN、DEBOT、BANANA等。 金狗雷达的定位更倾向于没什么时间待在电脑面前扫链的手机端用户。并且所有操作都尽量的简单，不复杂。

说实话 $Glonk 有点难受🥹 进去硬了一下然后就一路阳痿到现在，刚刚 2.5m 的位置继续加仓了一点，均一下平均买价，刚刚 @theunipcs 列出了他的四个严选代币：USELESS、Hosico、IKUN 和 Glonk，充值了一波信仰，相信 @bonk_fun 相信 Bonk Guy🥹 纯赌博！勿跟！勿跟！勿跟！ https://t.co/cuQ7e0WRMF

@theunipcs 我觉得你们如果想要在跟其他平台的竞争中脱颖而出，扶持出一个大金狗是大势所趋。正如luanchcoin盘活了整个平台。bonkfun也应该把useless推动到100m，200m乃至500m的市值，这样平台上的代币才会水涨船高。

https://t.co/n0fi7VArZk创始人Unipcs表示会支持一个不跟bonk主题相关的优质meme，并且会从自己的公共钱包中购买该币表示支持，最后他选择了 USELESS （Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk）

Getting a loan is hard -- unless it's a STUDENT loan from the government! “Students" get that, without anyone asking them how they plan to repay. So billions flow to rich colleges that give our useless degrees, while taxpayers and students suffer. https://t.co/S0EesRJftQ

ty for taking a stand for me, king! 🫡️️️️️️ in The Lab, we observed that every solid new memecoin runner tended to have a -60% dip after its initial mega rally—and that that’s where you bid hard if you were sidelined! USELESS had a 16,000%+ pump in just 7 days, so a correction was inevitable. interestingly, it just had its first -60% dip from the highs and is likely bottomed as for the haters: the reason they’ll always be sidelined pocket-watching me is because i act on conviction and double down when needed—while they’re too chicken to even decide where they stand this week they’re swayed by emotional and paid actors screaming 'bonk guy is the worst thing to happen to this space' next week they're moved by the same crowd chanting 'bonk guy was right' after one of my theses plays out indecisive. weak. spineless. unable to make their own decisions or have their own conviction! i was initially bothered by the hate—some of which clearly comes from vested interests and paid actors. of course the establishment is threatened by LetsBONKfun disrupting their cash cow. naturally, they fight back i just happened to be the most prominent actor and ‘main character’ at the time, so it was easier to target me but i wouldn’t be here today if i was easily swayed by attacks like this i also just bought an additional $125,000 worth of USELESS coins today—increasing my position while many are getting shaken out by baseless FUD and coordinated attacks (ty for the dip!) if it isn’t clear, let me make it clear again: 1. i’m not on the BONK or LetsBONKfun team. never have been 2. i’ve never been paid by either team—not in tokens, cash, or favors. the only commercial incentive i have with BONK is my long position, which i’ve publicly documented for almost 2 years now 3. i could literally choose to never talk about BONK eco or LetsBONKfun again and it would change nothing. i’m under no contract or obligation to anyone, anywhere 4. i’ve spent over $500k of my own money buying LetsBONKfun memecoins over the past two weeks—most of it trackable via my public wallet. i haven’t sold a single token of any of these memecoins. so if people are down, i’m probably down more. i’m literally in the trenches aping with everyone. i even locked my HOSICO tokens for 3 months when i didn’t have to 5. prior to LetsBONKfun, i had privately decided not to publicly shill any new memecoin tickers for the foreseeable future. i only broke that rule for a few reasons: - i love the BONK eco (for obvious reasons!) and i think this is the most high-impact, high-potential project to come out of the eco - LetsBONKFun is also the most pro-people, pro-Solana eco launchpad in the entire space - its success directly benefits my flagship BONK position: over 40% of the platform fees go toward buying BONK, and if it captures even half of Pumpfun’s traction, that’s $100m+ in annual BONK buy pressure - i’ve seen genuinely good memes come out of the platform. that makes it easier to publicly stand by them. i’ve only pushed ~5 memes out of 80,000+ launched (despite thousands tagging me hoping for a push), and i was very upfront that i would be pushing memes from the platform to support it when it just came out. i was also pretty clear that this is a degen move, and i explained the attendant risks. ironically, many of the KOLs attacking me push more tickers than this every week! my support is clearly making a dent—hence the attacks regardless, those who know the bonk guy lore know i was born and forged in CT hate. i’ve been accused of so much, despite only trying to help by sharing my experience and thought process in a fully documented way—with proof! i don’t bow to baseless hate or cancel attempts and i’m definitely not bowing here this is only the beginning of the ‘bonk guy’ legend GOD WILLING 🙏️️️️️️

加密早报 * 每日不能错过的重要信息 * 2025年5月16日 1. 鲍威尔昨晚的演讲聚焦货币政策框架调整，暗示回归传统通胀目标制并对就业市场采取更灵活态度，短期内维持高利率以观察通胀趋势。市场反应温和但偏负面，美股下挫、美债收益率上升。 2. 链上行情回撤，较前两天，热情下降了不少，#Launchcoin# 的FDV也下来了，面在2亿美金左右震荡徘徊。 3.链上meme虚无注意的表现还可以，比如 $house #useless# 等，链上meme怎么抽象怎么来。 4.昨天全网关注的冒险岛游戏代币 $nxpc @MaplestoryU 终于上线了，最高3.8刀左右，FDV也直接给到了38亿美金左右，不过伴随着空投的释放，昨晚一度砸到了2.48附近，等空投释放差不多之后，后续这款游戏会被工作室重点包围，预估后面的表现不会太差，重点关注吧，接下来会有一堆一堆打金工作室跑步入场冒险岛。 5. 预售已死，昨晚 #watchcoin# 预售大卡车已经浇给。然后 前几天比较火热的日本AI 项目 $mirai @Mirai_terminal 昨晚上线，表现也比较差，预售成本1300万美金左右，现在不到1000万美金市值，不过可以重点关注，毕竟冬季是做市商。 根据检测，Wintermute 地址已获得 1000 万美 MIRAI（价值 10.5 万美元），或为 MIRAI 的做市商。 6. CEX 山寨普遍回调，昨天 #moodeng# 带头下跌，引发了山寨集体回撤走势，$pnut $wif 等都跌了不少，后续还要看大饼脸色，只要突破ATH ，市场信心就会和从新恢复。 7. Coinbase遭遇「SEC调查」+「用户数据被盗」双重打击，股价下跌7.2%。 8. FTX主要还款将于5月30日开始，总分配资金超50亿美元。月底就会有50多亿美金流动性进入市场。 9. CZ @cz_binance ：MGX对Binance 20亿美元投资使用USD1完成，与TRUMP代币无关。 10.CoinMarketCap正式推出启动平台CMC Launch，首期项目为去中心化永续交易平台Aster（$AST），可以积极参与。 【行情分析】 本轮牛市主要以比特币为主导，因为本轮缺乏创新的应用叙事，所以吸引散户的热情没有上一波牛市那么高，在这种情况下我们很容易分析并且得出结论，那就是市场结构由以前的散户、OG主导变成现在的机构、财团、正规军主导，在这种背景之下，他们首先要买的肯定是比特币，而且目前市场而言，不会去买其他山寨币。 比特币压盘时间跌，美盘时间涨，昨天一整天跌到了101300附近，然后昨晚美股时间，直接又拉到了下跌的起始位置，这种走势只能说明华尔街主力依然在疯狂买进。 当比特币ATH 的时候，市场就会重新恢复信心，然后山寨就会重新大飞，所以这个阶段大家不要害怕，下跌的时候就去埋伏一起这一波反弹最猛的山寨，我想很快就会开花结果，就在下半年。 【风险提醒】 数字资产波动较大，风险极高，请谨慎参与，杜绝满仓梭哈，拒绝贷款杠杆；

i promised to share my top memecoin picks from the LetsBONKfun trenches earlier while over 50,000 memecoins have been launched on the platform since it went live two weeks ago, i bidded the following because they're the ones being most frequently shilled to me, and I find them particularly interesting i've been buying each of these memecoins on dips over the past few days, and now hold between 1.12% and 2.59% of the supply of each in my public wallet (verifiable on-chain) 1. $HOSICO Cat coin beta to $BONK and the first LetsBONKfun coin to truly gain traction—I published a thesis on this earlier and will be posting an update soon! CA: 9wK8yN6iz1ie5kEJkvZCTxyN1x5sTdNfx8yeMY8Ebonk 2. USELESS COIN the name says it all. while it's easy to be lost in our own CT bubble, the reality is that most people outside of CT write off all of crypto as useless—whether it’s BTC, ETH, SOL, or memecoins, there's no distinction to them. 'It’s all useless,' they’d say. so what better coin to gain traction off this mockery than USELESS COIN? I’m getting Fartcoin vibes—before it exploded and went mainstream—from USELESS. what’s different, though, is that USELESS isn’t a Fartcoin derivative (and there are many of those now), but a coin that can stand on the strength of its own narrative CA: Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk 3. $IKUN i added this coin due to overwhelming requests from the Chinese community. according to them, it’s one of the biggest memes in China—many from the Chinese community have called it the Chinese equivalent of $PEPE. with a population of 1.4 billion people, fading a meme this widely embraced in China doesn’t seem wise! i like IKUN because it is a fresh narrative introduced by the Chinese themselves. unlike earlier 'Chinese meme' narratives that were mostly forced by Westerners, this one emerged organically. there wasn't a memecoin about IKUN until the Chinese community engaged with LetsBONKfun and me and pushed for it a few days ago this is a bet on China! CA: AtortPA9SVbkKmdzu5zg4jxgkR4howvPshorA9jYbonk 4. $GLONK i originally planned to cap this list at three, but GLONK's role in the launchpad wars drama yesterday made it too iconic to ignore. the GLONK meme—created by Ricky Gervais—is moderately popular in online meme communities like Reddit. the memecoin took off after it became the center of attention in the launchpad wars, with both Pumpfun and LetsBONKfun communities battling to dominate the narrative the LetsBONKfun version won, hitting an ATH of $17M just hours after launch and generating $120M in on-chain trading volume in 22 hours—reflecting the massive attention and interest it captured CA: 8yxD7uSEyEKpJqaSiunworBFzirAsRXKNjD2X1mdbonk the above is a rough overview of my top memecoin picks on LetsBONKfun i’ll be posting deep-dive threads on each in the coming days, detailing why I invested in them i’ll be holding these memecoins for the foreseeable future. if the community remains strong and active, you can expect more tweets about them going forward important note: this is not an exhaustive list. many interesting tokens are launching on LetsBONKfun every day—be it a viral TikTok pig, other animals, AI tokens, and more i’m confident that the LetsBONKfun ecosystem—and the broader support it receives—will only grow from here. you’re going to hear a lot more about these projects in the near future, God willing!

加密早报 * 每日不能错过的重要信息 * 2025年5月13日 1. 中国和美国达成初步贸易谈判共识后，昨晚美股暴涨，美股道指收涨2.8%，标普500指数涨3.2%，纳指涨4.3%。 2. 中美贸易初步共识后，华尔街又在担忧美联储降息时间。高盛预期美联储降息至年底，下调美国衰退可能性；花旗将下一次美联储降息的预测时间从六月推迟至七月。 3. 美国 4 月未季调 CPI 年率将于今晚 20:30 公布，预期 2.4%。 4. 链上 #Ikun# 小金狗，市值最高15M左右，已经上了Moonshot。#Useless# 目前在20M左右市值徘徊。 5. Bonk平台出来之后，pump彻底慌了，昨晚宣布dev可以最高分50%的手续费。此举也好也不好，因为只有dev彻底离开之后才能真正cto，社区才会健身，如果手续费还要给dev分成，谁来cto，谁来建设？手续费不应该分给交易者嘛？ 6. Truth平台辟谣了，没有发meme的事情，不过川普团队发币上瘾，我不信他们不会发，后面可能以别的方式发，发的可能是实用性代币，而不是meme。 7. 链上虽然活跃，但是主战场还是在老meme上， #moodeng# #pnut# #neiro# 等短期出现了回调，不过还可以持续关注，这一波行情其实才开始，拉盘情绪需要酝酿。 8. #Trump# meme推出了积分市场，不过代币跟随大盘昨晚开始回撤，后面还可以持续关注，团队搞事情的能力毋庸置疑。 9. 这几天盗号的现象又严重了，大家看到链接后不要fomo链接钱包授权。ZKsync 和 Matter Labs 的官方 X 账号均已被盗。 10.Binance Alpha将于5月13日18:00开启RDAC交易，新积分消耗机制将适用RDAC空投。 11. 昨天 #puffer# 空投的积分居然卷到186了，逼着用户去刷交易量哈，目前Alpha反正都是免手续费，大家不妨每天多刷一点。 12. 如果你当年买过 #BRC20# 铭文 #bmyx# ，现在就可以去做信息登记，@myxmarkz 正在统计持有 bmyx的同学，然后会根据持仓量做赔偿，截止日期是5月22日。 https://t.co/7VfY9ur9M2 【行情分析】 比特币昨晚没有跟随美股拉升，反而选择了短期回撤，走出了独立于美股的趋势行情， 目前4小时级别趋势并未改变，等短期回撤调整后，方向依然是向上。 伴随着山寨回撤，大家可以重点关注下优质龙头meme和ai，这两个赛道就是这轮牛市的主旋律，在没有出现全新叙事的前提下，市场没有别的选择。 【风险提醒】 数字资产波动较大，风险极高，请谨慎参与，杜绝满仓梭哈，拒绝贷款杠杆；