why i think USELESS coin is the next breakout memecoin
'Cryptocurrency is USELESS... Just a Scam' - Bill Gates
this thread is a deep-dive on why i’m incredibly bullish on USELESS coin and my thoughts on its potential
but first, let me tell you a story:
one of my more recent trades that i'm often praised for is my FARTCOIN trade
'bonk guy is a chad, he turned low six figures to $7.1 million+ on FARTCOIN in 2 months. let's call him fartcoin guy too!'
what many do not know is that i first had an opportunity to buy fartcoin at $250k market cap when someone pinged it in The Lab and suggested buying it because it was funny—a mockery of crypto itself!
but i faded it
several other Lab members tagged me again as it pumped from sub $1m to $20m market cap
but i faded them too because i just didn’t get it
Fartcoin was already trading over $100m market cap before i finally *got* it
i started waiting for a dip and didn’t get one, so i ended up FOMO-buying around $200k worth at a $200m market cap
i was hoping for a deeper pullback to accumulate more, but it never came
then it just straight on ripped to $2.7 billion market cap
this was before the post-Inauguration-induced market meltdown, which led to its price crashing 92% down to $200m
that’s when i sized into my famous FARTCOIN perps trade that i’m now known for
USELESS feels like i'm being given an opportunity to take that Fartcoin trade again
except this time, i *GET* it
and unlike the dozens of Fartcoin beta and derivatives out there today, USELESS is its own unique narrative!
a brand new narrative with the potential to hit insane FARTCOIN-like levels—all by capitalizing on what almost everyone outside the crypto bubble uses to describe crypto: USELESS
be it Bill Gates
(screenshot in intro)
Harvard professors
Wall Street titans like Jamie Dimon
or normies on Reddit
there’s overwhelming consensus among almost everyone outside the crypto bubble—from billionaires like Bill Gates to academics, celebrity finance figures like Jamie Dimon, and average Reddit anons — that crypto is USELESS
and that's exactly why USELESS has the potential to achieve true mainstream memecoin virality in a way similar to Fartcoin
because it proves their point—and forces them to talk about it and mock it
USELESS is the purest memecoin in the sense that it does not pretend to be a PoW, PoS, L1, L2, AI, RWA or anything coin
it literally just tells you it's a USELESS coin
and the higher it goes, the more likely it is that the people who hate crypto—from media to billionaires to Reddit posters—will amplify it by mocking it
'hey, did you see that USELESS coin? It had a market cap of $50 m last week and is now worth $100m. what a joke crypto is!'
'BREAKING: USELESS coin hits $100 million market cap!' 😂😂😂
you can't help but laugh so damn hard reading all of those headlines and side comments!
to make things more interesting:
i'm in about a dozen alpha groups in the trenches
elite groups that are extremely hard to get into—some with just a few dozen members
you can't pay to get into most: you get invited if you're deemed extremely good at degening and winning big in the trenches
and not once have i seen this much confluence across all of them about the potential of a single token to achieve Fartcoin-like virality and success across all of these groups than i’ve seen with USELESS
the thesis is simple: all of crypto is USELESS
be it BTC, ETH, SOL, memecoins, AI agents... doesn't matter
literally everything is useless
or at least that is what everyone outside of crypto thinks
so what's more attractive to bid than a literal USELESS coin? 😅️️
key metrics aligning to make USELESS the next breakout memecoin
i’ve already highlighted the confluence in alpha groups, but there are several other key signals aligning for USELESS:
- strong OTC demand: people in multiple alpha groups are asking about size OTC buys
- on-chain holders: fastest holder growth of any memecoin launched on LetsBONKfun to date
- very healthy chart: held up while most of the trenches were getting nuked; continues to make higher lows = strong accumulation ongoing
- CEX FOMO kicking in: i’ve heard from multiple sources that top CEXs are watching closely. KuCoin listed organically (super rare). wouldn’t be surprised if others are silently accumulating
- key trenches and memecoin accounts already pushing it: respected voices publicly treating it as high-conviction
so, why THIS particular USELESS coin?
do you know my biggest regret this cycle?
missing the $PEPE trade
it was right there in my face... first around $2m market cap, then $10m, then $20m, then $100m
but i faded it each and every time for many reasons
prior to that a thousand 'PEPE' coins had been launched and none had traction
so why bid this particular pepe coin, right?
this one had something no other Pepe coin had prior to it: traction, mindshare, and sustained volume and price growth
it is the same with USELESS in my book
yes, several 'USELESS' coins might have been launched in the past
but this is the first one to have any real and sustained traction
and if the Pepe playbook is anything to go by, this looks like what will make that narrative stick and go mainstream!
to wrap this up
every time USELESS pumps:
- it mocks all the 'useful' utility coins faking innovation
- it mocks crypto as a whole
- it reinforces what crypto critics love to say: that everything here is useless
- it gives the anti-crypto crowd a new rallying point—and in doing so, gives the coin attention, which fuels it further
so take a second and think about this deeply:
what’s more bullish than normies talking about a coin called USELESS?
imagine checking your exchange and seeing USELESS as the top gainer, up 100% on the day
imagine hopping into your favorite crypto groups and seeing everyone talking about USELESS
imagine logging into X and seeing USELESS trending
does it grab your attention?
i bet it does
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You can predict your future!
Hebrews 10:23 Let us hold firmly to the hope we profess, for He who promised is faithful.
The uncertainty of tomorrow
Luke 12:19-20 Then I will say to myself, "You have plenty of good things laid up for many years. Take it easy. Eat, drink, and be merry!" But God said to him, 'You fool! This very night, your life will be required of you.
As many might assume, whatever happens to us may be based on random selection. Many can plan for tomorrow, but there is no assurance that things will go as planned. Like in a card game, no one is in control of the cards in a card game as no one is in control of one's fate; all go by chance and probability. There is only so much we can do, and the rest is in the hands of GOD. As Solomon stated, "Time and chance happen to all." There is no certainty about what the future might bring because no one knows what surprises tomorrow might hold. Today, we might be wise in our eyes, but when tomorrow comes, the situation might turn against us, and what wisdom is becomes foolishness. Or what is good might turn sour, what is fast might break down, or what is strong becomes weak. Tomorrow is a game changer, ushering in changes and new challenges, obsolating the old and giving birth to the new. If we are not careful, we might be caught off guard and be thrown into the ocean under the mercy of the unpredictable storm called tomorrow that can sink any ship. Today's success does not mean a successful tomorrow. When tomorrow's earthquake comes, it will level down any giant, making a joke of anyone's hard work. Therefore, the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; neither is the bread to the wise, nor the wealth to the intelligent nor the favour to the skilful. That is the reality that all have to face.
The certainty in the uncertainty
Psalm 1:3 He is like a tree planted by streams of water, yielding its fruit in season, whose leaf does not wither, and who prospers in all he does.
If everyone's life is laced with uncertainty, then what certainty can we expect? As Jesus described, our precariousness is like the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow, thrown into the furnace. That means today, we can be happily swaying in the field, enjoying the breeze, and tomorrow, we will be burned in the furnace. What hope do we have in an ever-changing environment where today's field might become tomorrow's fury furnace to us? If we want to avoid such precarious moments, we must be like a tree and not grass. We cannot be any ordinary tree but a tree planted by streams of water, yielding its fruit in season, whose leaf does not wither and who prospers in all he does. Such a tree is not affected by dry spells or storms that threaten its existence or uproot it. Beneath the tree, where no one can see, is living water, nourishing the tree from physical damage, threats or dangers. Sun or rain, nothing is going to affect the growth of the tree. It can only get bigger and stronger every day, bearing fruit —a hundredfold, sixtyfold, or thirtyfold.
The certainty
Matthew 5:17-18 Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets. I have not come to abolish them but to fulfil them. For I tell you truly, until heaven and earth pass away, not a single jot, not a stroke of a pen, will disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.
Unbeknown to many, in the world of uncertainty, there is certainty, and it is found in the law. A law describes the outcome under certain conditions and predicts what will happen as long as those conditions are met. Even when heaven and earth pass away, not a single jot, not a stroke of a pen, will disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Hence, everything in the entire universe happens according to Law—there is no such thing as chance. Every effect must have a cause, and in turn, that cause must have an effect. Thus, we have the perpetual, never-ending cycle of cause and effect. In farming terms, we reap what we sow. In scientific terms, it is the equal and opposite reaction of every action. In spiritual terms, it is karma or retribution. In idiomatic terms, it is the chickens who come home to roost.
The predictability of the law
Joshua 1:8 This Book of the Law must not depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. For then, you will prosper and succeed in all you do.
No matter what terms we use to define certainty, the message is clear: nothing happens by random selection or chance. The uncertainty that many face is the certainty of an outcome because they are not under the protection of the law. Simply explain, those who live in obedience to the law live in certainty that things will work out as planned, while those who live in disobedience to the law live in uncertainty that nothing will work out as planned. That is to say, the law protects all who obey. Those who disobey will have to face the penalty of the law. Regardless of whether it is common law, scientific law or spiritual law, all have the same power to enforce their predicted outcome. If they cannot, then they are good practices, good to know but not necessary to follow. Therefore, whatever we do, we should not trespass any law and expect to get away. There is no getting away until every arrears is paid.
No man is above the law.
Galatians 3:11 For it is written: "Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law."
As much as we think we are free to do what we want, no one is entirely free to do so. We are free to do as we wish, but only within the boundary of the law, not just spiritual but scientific or common law. Once we cross the boundary, we walk out of the hedge of protection of the law. We have to suffer the consequences of our actions. It is similar to observing the traffic rules. If we don't, the predictable outcome will, indeed, ultimately, be hit by other vehicles. We do not need watchful eyes to enforce the punishment. The traffic system can self-regulate itself and eliminate the offender. If one gets into an accident, there are three predictable outcomes: injuries, death or license suspension. If we do not want to end up with such curses, we should be obedient and observe the law.
Ignorance of the law
Luke 23:34 Then Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
However, many things are easier said than done. No one wants to trespass the law and add curses into one's life. Many of us are like Eve, not knowing what we are doing. We are like grass that cannot go through any strong wind, unlike a tree that goes unaffected by the storm of life. The difference is that one does not know the rules of the game, while the other does. If we do not want to be like grass that is constantly tossed around by the whims and fancies of the wind until we do not know what we are doing, we must precisely understand the requirements of the law. Then, we will be like a tree drawing living water, where the storm is nothing but a breeze. However,
The law is not a friend but a foe.
Galatians 5:17-18 For the flesh craves what is contrary to the Spirit, and the Spirit what is contrary to the flesh. They are opposed to each other, so that you do not do what you want. But if the Spirit leads you, you are not under the law.
As much as we want to obey the law and live under its protection or provision, it is beyond our human nature. Obeying the law is more complex than turning to the right or the left. It is more than stopping when the traffic light turns red and moves on when it turns green. That was the mistake the Israelites made when they were at Mount Sinai when they said, "We will do everything that the LORD has spoken." They wrongly assumed that doing everything that GOD has spoken about was as easy as moving out of Egypt with GOD parting the way and levelling all obstacles. Unbeknownst to them, that was courtship. The real test was in the marriage when they agreed to GOD's proposal. That innocent statement of 'I do' sealed their fate and everyone's fate from then on to be under the law. With their consensus, GOD issued His house's rule, the Ten Commandments. From then on, everyone who wants to be with GOD enters into a covenant relationship with Him, and those who obey will be blessed, while those who cannot will be cursed.
The law condemns
Romans 4:14-15 For if those who live by the law are heirs, faith is useless, and the promise is worthless because the law brings wrath. And where there is no law, there is no transgression.
In courtship, God did everything for the Israelites. After marriage, as in all marriages, the Israelites had to DIY. Therefore, in the Book of Numbers, chapter 14, the Israelites wanted to divorce God because they did not want to DIY with the giants. The treatments, figuratively speaking, before marriage were not the same after marriage. GOD's purpose in His law is, unlike other laws, to reveal our sins. The law was given to prove otherwise to what the Israelites thought, 'We will do everything that the LORD has spoken'. We cannot do what GOD wants because of our fallen nature. The law is to catch our weaknesses and prove our need for GOD. As Jesus commented, apart from Him, we can do nothing.
Recalibration
John 15:5 I am the vine, and you are the branches. The one who remains in Me, and I in him, will bear much fruit. For apart from Me, you can do nothing.
Despite our best efforts, nothing will go as planned because we are not the game masters. Only GOD is. We are only game players. As long as we are not the game masters, we cannot control the game. Therefore, our destiny is in the hand of He who holds it. That is that much we can do to ensure success. We like kites; if the wind does not pick us up to soar through the sky, we are nothing but some beautifully crafted paper. Even if we are not the game masters, GOD is good because He plays by His rules. As long as we act according to His rules, against our fallen nature, whatever we do will be according to His Word. That is the certainty of our future according to GOD's Word.
Conclusion:
Matthew 7:17-18 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit.
If we want to be successful in all that we do, we cannot be the lords of our lives. We cannot listen to ourselves and be wise in our eyes. Instead, we must be wary of our fallen nature, which will lead us away from the way of GOD and guide us to an aimless life. Today, if we look within and are unhappy with ourselves and what we are doing, then we are guided not by the Word but by our fallen nature. The fruit of our decision will never lie. If it is from GOD, it will be a good fruit. If not, it will be a rotten fruit. If we are not getting the result that we want, we must go back to GOD's Word and reexamine our lives. Prayer and positive proclamation will not make what is wrong right. Ignorance is not excusable. GOD rules everything according to His Book. As long as we do everything according to the Book, our lives are as predictable as written in the Book. GOD will have to act according to His Word, and we can predict the outcome as promised.
Prayer: Thank you, GOD, for your Word. That is my trust and strength. Nothing will be done out of the context of your Word. No one can stand against your Word or override it. Help me keep it in my heart that I may not sin against You. Instead, I can predict my future according to Your Word. Amen.
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ty for taking a stand for me, king! 🫡️️️️️️
in The Lab, we observed that every solid new memecoin runner tended to have a -60% dip after its initial mega rally—and that that’s where you bid hard if you were sidelined!
USELESS had a 16,000%+ pump in just 7 days, so a correction was inevitable. interestingly, it just had its first -60% dip from the highs and is likely bottomed
as for the haters: the reason they’ll always be sidelined pocket-watching me is because i act on conviction and double down when needed—while they’re too chicken to even decide where they stand
this week they’re swayed by emotional and paid actors screaming 'bonk guy is the worst thing to happen to this space'
next week they're moved by the same crowd chanting 'bonk guy was right' after one of my theses plays out
indecisive. weak. spineless. unable to make their own decisions or have their own conviction!
i was initially bothered by the hate—some of which clearly comes from vested interests and paid actors. of course the establishment is threatened by LetsBONKfun disrupting their cash cow. naturally, they fight back
i just happened to be the most prominent actor and ‘main character’ at the time, so it was easier to target me
but i wouldn’t be here today if i was easily swayed by attacks like this
i also just bought an additional $125,000 worth of USELESS coins today—increasing my position while many are getting shaken out by baseless FUD and coordinated attacks (ty for the dip!)
if it isn’t clear, let me make it clear again:
1. i’m not on the BONK or LetsBONKfun team. never have been
2. i’ve never been paid by either team—not in tokens, cash, or favors. the only commercial incentive i have with BONK is my long position, which i’ve publicly documented for almost 2 years now
3. i could literally choose to never talk about BONK eco or LetsBONKfun again and it would change nothing. i’m under no contract or obligation to anyone, anywhere
4. i’ve spent over $500k of my own money buying LetsBONKfun memecoins over the past two weeks—most of it trackable via my public wallet. i haven’t sold a single token of any of these memecoins. so if people are down, i’m probably down more. i’m literally in the trenches aping with everyone. i even locked my HOSICO tokens for 3 months when i didn’t have to
5. prior to LetsBONKfun, i had privately decided not to publicly shill any new memecoin tickers for the foreseeable future. i only broke that rule for a few reasons:
- i love the BONK eco (for obvious reasons!) and i think this is the most high-impact, high-potential project to come out of the eco
- LetsBONKFun is also the most pro-people, pro-Solana eco launchpad in the entire space
- its success directly benefits my flagship BONK position: over 40% of the platform fees go toward buying BONK, and if it captures even half of Pumpfun’s traction, that’s $100m+ in annual BONK buy pressure
- i’ve seen genuinely good memes come out of the platform. that makes it easier to publicly stand by them. i’ve only pushed ~5 memes out of 80,000+ launched (despite thousands tagging me hoping for a push), and i was very upfront that i would be pushing memes from the platform to support it when it just came out. i was also pretty clear that this is a degen move, and i explained the attendant risks. ironically, many of the KOLs attacking me push more tickers than this every week!
my support is clearly making a dent—hence the attacks
regardless, those who know the bonk guy lore know i was born and forged in CT hate. i’ve been accused of so much, despite only trying to help by sharing my experience and thought process in a fully documented way—with proof!
i don’t bow to baseless hate or cancel attempts
and i’m definitely not bowing here
this is only the beginning of the ‘bonk guy’ legend
GOD WILLING 🙏️️️️️️
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i promised to share my top memecoin picks from the LetsBONKfun trenches earlier
while over 50,000 memecoins have been launched on the platform since it went live two weeks ago, i bidded the following because they're the ones being most frequently shilled to me, and I find them particularly interesting
i've been buying each of these memecoins on dips over the past few days, and now hold between 1.12% and 2.59% of the supply of each in my public wallet (verifiable on-chain)
1. $HOSICO
Cat coin beta to $BONK and the first LetsBONKfun coin to truly gain traction—I published a thesis on this earlier and will be posting an update soon!
CA: 9wK8yN6iz1ie5kEJkvZCTxyN1x5sTdNfx8yeMY8Ebonk
2. USELESS COIN
the name says it all. while it's easy to be lost in our own CT bubble, the reality is that most people outside of CT write off all of crypto as useless—whether it’s BTC, ETH, SOL, or memecoins, there's no distinction to them. 'It’s all useless,' they’d say. so what better coin to gain traction off this mockery than USELESS COIN?
I’m getting Fartcoin vibes—before it exploded and went mainstream—from USELESS. what’s different, though, is that USELESS isn’t a Fartcoin derivative (and there are many of those now), but a coin that can stand on the strength of its own narrative
CA: Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
3. $IKUN
i added this coin due to overwhelming requests from the Chinese community. according to them, it’s one of the biggest memes in China—many from the Chinese community have called it the Chinese equivalent of $PEPE. with a population of 1.4 billion people, fading a meme this widely embraced in China doesn’t seem wise!
i like IKUN because it is a fresh narrative introduced by the Chinese themselves. unlike earlier 'Chinese meme' narratives that were mostly forced by Westerners, this one emerged organically. there wasn't a memecoin about IKUN until the Chinese community engaged with LetsBONKfun and me and pushed for it a few days ago
this is a bet on China!
CA: AtortPA9SVbkKmdzu5zg4jxgkR4howvPshorA9jYbonk
4. $GLONK
i originally planned to cap this list at three, but GLONK's role in the launchpad wars drama yesterday made it too iconic to ignore. the GLONK meme—created by Ricky Gervais—is moderately popular in online meme communities like Reddit. the memecoin took off after it became the center of attention in the launchpad wars, with both Pumpfun and LetsBONKfun communities battling to dominate the narrative
the LetsBONKfun version won, hitting an ATH of $17M just hours after launch and generating $120M in on-chain trading volume in 22 hours—reflecting the massive attention and interest it captured
CA: 8yxD7uSEyEKpJqaSiunworBFzirAsRXKNjD2X1mdbonk
the above is a rough overview of my top memecoin picks on LetsBONKfun
i’ll be posting deep-dive threads on each in the coming days, detailing why I invested in them
i’ll be holding these memecoins for the foreseeable future. if the community remains strong and active, you can expect more tweets about them going forward
important note: this is not an exhaustive list. many interesting tokens are launching on LetsBONKfun every day—be it a viral TikTok pig, other animals, AI tokens, and more
i’m confident that the LetsBONKfun ecosystem—and the broader support it receives—will only grow from here. you’re going to hear a lot more about these projects in the near future, God willing!
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