Milo Yiannopoulos spent years demanding mass deportations. ICE arrested him Thursday at the New Orleans airport after he overstayed a 2019 entry and skipped a July 22 immigration hearing. Laura Loomer now says his removal flight to the UK has already left, and that he is barred from coming back. If that is true, the rule finally reached the man who treated it like a punchline. That is the point people keep missing. Immigration law is not a costume you wear for the crowd. If you stay after your status expires and skip the hearing, you are in the same category you spent years describing. He once told Joe Rogan he meant “bad immigrants,” not “handsome, charming, successful, blonde-haired British immigrants.” The statute does not grade charm. It grades status. Enforcement that only lands on strangers is not enforcement. It is branding. If the rule is the rule, it applies when the face is famous and when it is not. I do not need a victory lap over a mugshot. I need a country that means what it says. Show up to court. Keep your status current. Or leave. The speech was never supposed to be a hall pass.