Onehouse isn’t at Snowflake Summit this year (let’s not go into reasons). But someone should be having the real Spark-on-Snowflake conversation — so we showed up anyway. On a truck 🚛 Here’s why: - Real Apache Spark — inside Snowflake containers - Iceberg writes up to 4× faster - No lift-and-shift, no second platform — especially if your data already lives in parquet/iceberg/delta/hudi - Sitting on unspent Snowflake credits? Use them for real Spark instead of paying yet another vendor - And since Snowpark containers can be cheaper than Snowflake warehouses, you could spend up to 65% fewer credits We didn’t build Quanton to win a benchmark slide. We built it so data teams don’t have to move their data, double their bill, or pick a side in someone else’s platform war just to run a workload. At Summit? Wave at the truck. Not here?