My fellow dudes on x, I need to ask you a favor.
My wife has discovered a new hobby, landscaping.
We've spent $2,000 on plants, dirt, bark over the last 2 weeks. I'm sunburned, and out of ibuprofen
I need this post go viral so I can pay for all this.
Why couldn't she have chosen sourdough bread? Or crochet? Or triathlons?