lordmicky™(@0xlordmicky):A woman told her friend, “I want a man who pays for everything.” Her friend asked, “What do you bring to the relationship?” She replied, “Peace.” Her friend laughed. “Then why are you asking him to pay for something you haven't even proven you can provide?”

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2026.08.11 13:00

A woman told her friend, “I want a man who pays for everything.” Her friend asked, “What do you bring to the relationship?” She replied, “Peace.” Her friend laughed. “Then why are you asking him to pay for something you haven't even proven you can provide?”