the guest list for the apple party is up to 6,000 people, and while, granted, I have no precise info about this city’s apple supply, it might behoove dc grocery stores to over-index on apples this week.
offer discounts, undercut your competitors, now’s the time
there’s an event on DC partiful where a guy is just going to eat an apple in Meridian Hill Park later this month
there are 4500 people rsvp’d
the park rangers told him he can’t provide apples for everyone else so attendees have to bring their own apples now